Join 1 million teenage girls (and me) in mourning

I don’t know about you, but I feel safer already. Yes, I’m typing this on a phone made in China but I’ll then transfer it to my laptop that was also made in China. If I type a product or brand name in either of those devices, I’m quickly marketed by that product. Siri and “Hey Google” will answer questions that I never even asked them. Facebook knows how many times I go to the bathroom, when I’m out of town, which of my family or friends might be sick or otherwise compromised. I’m okay with though, because I trust the Zuckster. But thank God, we finally banned the Chinese app.